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Topic: Blonde Moments
Alright, we all have them, what we call in BC "Blonde Moments" I'll explain it for those who may not know.
There is a common stereotype of blondes being stupid and gullible. So, whenever some one does something extra stupid, we always say its a blonde moment. We all have them, some more than others, fortunately they often happen when no one is looking. SO! here's the place the fess up.
What are some incredibly dumb things you've done while no one was looking.
To start, and to explain how i thought of this thread, i'll tell the story of something that happened 30 minutes ago.
I'm sure you all know what Silly Puddy is, Its pretty much play dough. Anyway, i usually have a handful of sillypuddy with me, it's something to do with my hands when i get bored. So, i was sitting here watching a video and playing with this silly puddy, when i remembered that it changed colours when it got warmer. So, i decided to stick it in my arm pit. It made sense at the time, whenever you want to warm something up, be it your hands or a pair of cold socks, you put em in your arm pit.
However, i forgot that sillypuddy was very sticky... and my arm pits had hair. I stuck it up in there, then immediately realized in full force what i had done. So i tugged on it as hard as i could hoping that it hadn't sunk into the hair yet, but it was too late. It didn't come out, but it sure hurt like hell.
So, this past 30 minutes i've been trying to rip this crap out of my arm.
Alright, what have you done thats worse than this?
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Posted by: Visigoth
After I finished laughing and, since I was eating something at the time, choking, I became offended since I am, in fact, a blond. 
Just kidding of course. 
Hmm... something really really stupid... I yelled out an obscenity right in front of my teacher before class started without ever realizing that he was there a couple years ago... I was looking around for my cell phone, thinking I lost it while I was talking to someone on it... but I honestly can't think of anything to top that story. |
Oh well, even if you were blonde, I'm cherry blonde so I'm allowed to make blonde jokes. And yeah, i've done the cellphone thing, or looking for my glassess while wearing them. Looking for something i'm holding.
Doyle - When i was a kid i used to go to the water slides a lot, but always forget my sunscreen. Not only my face, but damn near my entire bloody body would peal.
ps. - my armpit hurts. I ended up ripping and cutting most of the sillypuddy, then shaving the rest of the hair. Now i have razor burn, and i'm going to have ingrown hairs on top of the fact it still hurts from trying to pull it out.
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Oh well, even if you were blonde, I'm cherry blonde so I'm allowed to make blonde jokes. And yeah, i've done the cellphone thing, or looking for my glassess while wearing them. Looking for something i'm holding.
Doyle - When i was a kid i used to go to the water slides a lot, but always forget my sunscreen. Not only my face, but damn near my entire bloody body would peal.
ps. - my armpit hurts. I ended up ripping and cutting most of the sillypuddy, then shaving the rest of the hair. Now i have razor burn, and i'm going to have ingrown hairs on top of the fact it still hurts from trying to pull it out. |
OoOoOooOooo, a blond brother... very well then. 
Yeah, I feel so smart when i'm holding something that i'm looking for, and then also convince others to assist me in the search for the object clearly in my hand. 
 There are worse places to get razor burn... silver lining and what not. 
@Doyle: Yeah, especially when you say outloud "Where the hell did I put my phone?" while talking to them.
I've done that pants thing when I was really, really, really tired... what's your excuse?
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OoOoOooOooo, a blond brother... very well then.
Yeah, I feel so smart when i'm holding something that i'm looking for, and then also convince others to assist me in the search for the object clearly in my hand.
There are worse places to get razor burn... silver lining and what not.
@Doyle: Yeah, especially when you say outloud "Where the hell did I put my phone?" while talking to them.
I've done that pants thing when I was really, really, really tired... what's your excuse? |
Im ginger/redhead... but some people call us "Strawberry blonds" right?
Lol, i've never shaved my armpit... or gotten razor burn acctually, hehe
I was starting to sound panicky when i did it, the other person asked "is something wrong? whats up?" and i replied with "oh god... i think ive lost my phone!"
My excuse... blond moment?
XD
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Im ginger/redhead... but some people call us "Strawberry blonds" right?
Lol, i've never shaved my armpit... or gotten razor burn acctually, hehe
I was starting to sound panicky when i did it, the other person asked "is something wrong? whats up?" and i replied with "oh god... i think ive lost my phone!"
My excuse... blond moment?
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well ginger and red head is just a general term. Theres also various shades and colours. Same as theres brown, brunette, bark and a million other names that i dont see the point of, its the same with redheads.
Theres strawberry blonde, red, ginger, auburn, scarlett.
Hell, they've got more words for colours than i like to think about.
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Topic: Blonde Moments
pimpske 
11-06-2009 10:19
doyle138 
Visigoth 
